OMG, WE ARE SLOWLY LIVING THIS OUT!!!
A group of 40-year-old former college buddies meet to discuss where they should have dinner. Finally it is agreed that they should dine at the Pumpernickel's Restaurant because the waitresses there have low cut blouses and nice breasts.
Ten years later, at 50 years of age, the group meets again and once again they discuss where they should meet. Finally it's agreed that they should meet at the Pumpernickel's Restaurant because the food is very good and the wine selection is good also.
Ten years later, at 60 years of age. the group meets again and once again they discuss where they should dine. Finally it's agreed that they should meet at the Pumpernickel's Restaurant because they can eat there in peace and quiet, and the restaurant is smoke free.
Ten years later, at 70 years of age, the group meets again and once again they discuss where they should dine. Finally they once again decide that they should meet at the Pumpernickel's Restaurant because the restaurant is wheel chair accessible.
Ten years later, at 80 years of age, the group meets again and once again they discuss for over an hour where they should eat. Finally they decide that they should meet at the Pumpernickel's Restaurant ~ all agree it's an excellent choice because they have never been there before.
